Can someone please punch this jerk in the face?

Him : Hello.
Me : what the f*ck Hi.
Him: How are you?
Me : Im doin better good.
Him : What youve been up to lately?
Me: Anything that doesnt include you, obviously.  Nothing really.
Him: Been busy with your new lovelife?
Me: Uh oh. You really wanna know?  Im busy with alot of things.
Him : Tell me how he is like.
Me: Nothin like you.

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Jona Alday

A corporate slave who finds joy in motivating and leading people but ultimately yearns for weekends and plotted vacation leaves. An Engineering graduate who HATES Math. An acrophobic who conquers mountains. A lover of sleepy towns, dawn, poetry, pancit canton and cats.

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